Dear Ergobaby

To Whom It May Concern:

Ergo Carrier - Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am - not that it matters, just so you know]

Ergo Carrier – Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am – not that it matters, just so you know]

Thank you so much for having such a terrific product! You’ve made my first months of having a baby in New York City (NYC) terrific. Being able to parent hands-free is tremendously helpful.

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Dear Diesel

Dear Diesel,

I'll Critique the Crap that Diesel Creates

I am writing to complain about your stupid new ad campaign that is all over the New York City subway system like mono on a college campus. The advertisements remind consumers that smart people plan their budget, while stupid people overpay for Italian jeans.

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Dear MTA

Dear MTA,

Your assistance is needed to combat the biggest problems in New York City public transportation besides lack of funds, inefficient systems and inadequate employees: tourists.

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