Dear Ergobaby

To Whom It May Concern:

Ergo Carrier - Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am - not that it matters, just so you know]

Ergo Carrier – Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am – not that it matters, just so you know]

Thank you so much for having such a terrific product! You’ve made my first months of having a baby in New York City (NYC) terrific. Being able to parent hands-free is tremendously helpful.

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Dear Fox News

To Whom It May Concern:

GOP 2016 Prez Nominee Wannabes: The Top 10

GOP 2016 Prez Nominee Wannabes: The Top 10

Thank you for putting together the first episode of GOP 2016 Candidate Talk Time! I was very pleased with its entertainment value. While your team asked some excellent questions, I’m writing to suggest you tweak your format a little bit, so that actual answers will be provided to the viewers.

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Dear E!

Dear E! Entertainment Television,

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

I am writing to propose a new show for your cable channel called “Haters” (or “H8ers” if you really want to assist in the destruction of the English language.

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