Dear Citi Bank

To Whom It May Concern:

Interest rates on savings accounts currently live below the ground floor (1%)

I was writing to kindly request that you consider having an interest rate on your savings accounts that is above the rate of inflation (2%).

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Dear Louis CK’s People,

To Whom It May Concern:

Just read about Louis CK developing more shows for FX.

I dabble in the comedy thing and host TriviaTryst bar trivia in NYC. If you are looking for ideas, I think a TriviaTryst drinking pub quiz game show would make for some terrific TV. Sure, the drinking thing may have some liability issues, but we can get some lawyers on that or save money and not give the contestants booze – whichever you want, since you are the boss.

I mean, come on, there have been no new good game shows in a while and I’m sitting on years of hosting experience and questions.

Kindly consider this potentially amazing television opportunity.

Thank you for reading this e-mail!

Sincerely,

Rachel L. Arbeit

Dear Bob McDonnell

Dear Mr. McDonnell,

I’m writing to request that if the allegations against you regarding spending taxpayer money on yourself and your family are true, kindly resign.

As a public servant, you have a moral and ethical responsibility to serve the people with integrity. If you are unable to do this, please allow someone capable of resisting theft to take your position.

Sincerely,

 

Rachel Arbeit

Dear LIRR

Dear LIRR,

On Saturday, January 30, 2010 service on the Long Beach line was disrupted due to track work. Although this disturbance was planned, the shuttle bus service to Valley Stream was not scheduled correctly.

Dear Pitkin County Courthouse

Dear Pitkin County Courthouse,

Please fine Brooke Mueller for violating Colorado’s imposed restraining order which prohibits communication. Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s third wife, has been using the media to send messages to her husband.