Dear E!

Dear E! Entertainment Television,

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

I am writing to propose a new show for your cable channel called “Haters” (or “H8ers” if you really want to assist in the destruction of the English language.



Dear Louis CK’s People,

To Whom It May Concern:

Just read about Louis CK developing more shows for FX.

I dabble in the comedy thing and host TriviaTryst bar trivia in NYC. If you are looking for ideas, I think a TriviaTryst drinking pub quiz game show would make for some terrific TV. Sure, the drinking thing may have some liability issues, but we can get some lawyers on that or save money and not give the contestants booze – whichever you want, since you are the boss.

I mean, come on, there have been no new good game shows in a while and I’m sitting on years of hosting experience and questions.

Kindly consider this potentially amazing television opportunity.
Thank you for reading this e-mail!


Rachel L. Arbeit

Dear VMAs

Dear MTV VMAs,

I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.