Dear Fox News

To Whom It May Concern:

GOP 2016 Prez Nominee Wannabes: The Top 10

GOP 2016 Prez Nominee Wannabes: The Top 10

Thank you for putting together the first episode of GOP 2016 Candidate Talk Time! I was very pleased with its entertainment value. While your team asked some excellent questions, I’m writing to suggest you tweak your format a little bit, so that actual answers will be provided to the viewers.

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Dear Charlie Sheen

Dear Charlie Sheen,

Thank you for being too crazy not to watch. See my thought about you from when you went on 20/20 to recruit a blond chick to join you pussy posse. For marketing reasons, it was billed as an interview.America's Sweetheart

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Dear Pitkin County Courthouse

Dear Pitkin County Courthouse,

Please fine Brooke Mueller for violating Colorado’s imposed restraining order which prohibits communication. Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s third wife, has been using the media to send messages to her husband.

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