Dear Mr. Boehner

Dear Mr. Boehner,

I’m writing to remind you that the United States of America is supposed to be a free country. Not a Christian country, nor a country where a homophobic man with power can decide that his values are the values of an entire nation.

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Dear America

Dear America,

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Nation Eliminates Another Stupid Excuse For Accidental Pregnancies by Waiving Birth Control Copay!!!

In a step towards a more responsible excuse-free America, Obama announced that, starting next year if the Republicans don’t cock-block it, nation’s health care insurers will eliminate birth control copay.

Birth Control: Now on Sale for Free!

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Dear Natural Family Planning Users

Dear Natural Family Planning Users,

All five people who use Natural Family Planning have read and drawn attention to my “Dear Planned Parenthood” application. Your Church group seems to be unsatisfied with my description of your beloved guess and check system. Please allow me to elaborate.

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Job Application – Planned Parenthood

To Whom It May Concern:

I found your job posting on your website and am writing to express my very serious interest in your position at the Planned Parenthood headquarters in New York.

I truly believe in Planned Parenthood’s mission to plan parenthood. We need to control birth as much as possible. With all the knowledge we have about the human body and reproductive systems, we should never have to see an unwanted accidental pregnancy again.

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