Dear Senator Franken

To Whom It May Concern:

Hi Franken Team! That’s a fun name. I hope you call yourselves that.

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Dear McDonalds

Dear McDonalds,

Arches Are Only Golden for the Top Level Executives... they're made of cheap floppy fries for the rest

Arches Are Only Golden for the Top Level Executives… they’re made of cheap floppy fries for the rest

Please consider being proactive and raising wages for low-level employees before you are forced to do so. It’ll be good PR and it won’t ruin your business.

Even if your CEO can’t stand to pay himself less than $9 million a year, this can work. (more…)

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Dear E!

Dear E! Entertainment Television,

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

Pop of a culture that is great to hate.

I am writing to propose a new show for your cable channel called “Haters” (or “H8ers” if you really want to assist in the destruction of the English language.

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Dear United Airlines

To Whom It May Concern:

I hate you so much right now.Waiting at the Gate at SFO for hrs

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Dear Rick Perry Supporters

Dear Rick Perry Supporters (both of you),

I’m sorry, but I have to report the following story:

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Dear News Sources

Dear News Sources,

Twitter is not a news source that you should refer to, just as Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia that you should take as facts.

Social Media, Not News Media

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Published in: on July 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm  Leave a Comment