Dear FCC

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FCC Logo

To Whom It May Concern:

Thank you for limiting prison phone price gauging.

It is so great that the FCC did the right thing in making prisons slightly less about profit.


Rachel L. Arbeit

Published in: on October 23, 2015 at 3:54 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Dear Ergobaby

To Whom It May Concern:

Ergo Carrier - Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am - not that it matters, just so you know]

Ergo Carrier – Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am – not that it matters, just so you know]

Thank you so much for having such a terrific product! You’ve made my first months of having a baby in New York City (NYC) terrific. Being able to parent hands-free is tremendously helpful.


Dear Netflix PR

Dear Netflix PR,Netflix Logo

I was very pleased to read your new family/parental leave benefits, but would like you to clarify who this policy applies to.


Dear Donald Trump

To What Hair It May Concern:

Please click here for my feedback on your recent comments regarding Donald Sterling and his horribly disloyal girlfriend from hell.

Trumpster Diving

Trumpster Diving


Published in: on April 29, 2014 at 3:05 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Dear Rick Perry Supporters

Dear Rick Perry Supporters (both of you),

I’m sorry, but I have to report the following story:


Dear “Dr.” Keith Ablow

Dear “Dr.” Keith Ablow,

Chaz Bono, the “transsexual” woman who will appear on the upcoming season of a one of the least important television shows of all time, “Dancing with the Stars,” which has made people like yourself publicly spew hatred.


Dear VMAs

Dear MTV VMAs,

I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.


Dear Tabloid-Reading World

Dear Tabloid-Reading World,

Please read this:

Rumors and their subsequent denials have been circulating that B-level star Jada Pinkett-Smith had (or is having) an affair with creepy-looking wannabe singer and actor Mark Anthony. While no one attracted to men can possibly understand why someone with access to Will Smith (a small step below Reggie Bush) would hook up with Mark Anthony (a small step above Lyle Lovett), a theory has arised that the story is nothing more than an attempt to draw attention to the accused cheater’s failing TV show, HawthoRNe.

Hot or Not, That's Jada's Choice from Left to Right


Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll

Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll,

Even though Huntsman draws the shortest straw, it’s Pawlenty who pulls out.

The Biggest Thing to Happen in Ames Since the 2007 Straw Poll


Dear America

Dear America,

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Nation Eliminates Another Stupid Excuse For Accidental Pregnancies by Waiving Birth Control Copay!!!

In a step towards a more responsible excuse-free America, Obama announced that, starting next year if the Republicans don’t cock-block it, nation’s health care insurers will eliminate birth control copay.

Birth Control: Now on Sale for Free!