Dear SB Nation

To Whom It May Concern:

I have an idea: since the sports world lacks female voices even though there are a lot of lady fans, why don’ you employ a woman (me) to have a SB Nation connected blog about NFL Survivor pools? C’mon, it’ll be fun!

Dear Ergobaby

To Whom It May Concern:

Ergo Carrier – Infant [NOTE: My baby is cuter than that baby, that woman is better looking than I am – not that it matters, just so you know]

Thank you so much for having such a terrific product! You’ve made my first months of having a baby in New York City (NYC) terrific. Being able to parent hands-free is tremendously helpful.

Dear Fox News

To Whom It May Concern:

GOP 2016 Prez Nominee Wannabes: The Top 10

Thank you for putting together the first episode of GOP 2016 Candidate Talk Time! I was very pleased with its entertainment value. While your team asked some excellent questions, I’m writing to suggest you tweak your format a little bit, so that actual answers will be provided to the viewers.

Dear Netflix PR

Dear Netflix PR,

I was very pleased to read your new family/parental leave benefits, but would like you to clarify who this policy applies to.