Dear VMAs

Dear MTV VMAs,

I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.

Seriously MTV, I know Chelsea Handler bombed last year, but that doesn’t mean you should go to no host and just let Lady Gaga march around as a character as cheesy as Katy Perry’s wardrobe.

An overwhelmingly annoying issue with your “awards” show is a continuity issue. Giving Video of the Year to a video that doesn’t even win its less substantial video makes no sense. How can Katy Perry’s “Firework” win Video of the Year when it doesn’t even win Best Female Video? That’s as logical as calling yourself a music television channel and not playing any music.

Please reconsider this… and, well… everything.
Sincerely,
Rachel L. Arbeit

P.S. Britney Spears isn’t even 30 and she gets a lifetime achievement type award? Riiiiiiiight…

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