Dear Mr. Boehner,
I’m writing to remind you that the United States of America is supposed to be a free country. Not a Christian country, nor a country where a homophobic man with power can decide that his values are the values of an entire nation.
Dear World Wide Web Enthusiasts,
Dear World Wide Web Enthusiasts,
This just in! Craigslist: It’s Not Just For Rape Anymore!
While Craigslist has been used as a tool for such terrible crimes as murder, rape and rape/murder, some say the website can assist in finding legitimate housing and employment opportunities.
For Some It's Good, For Some It's Bad, But For All - It's Ugly
Dear VMAs
Dear MTV VMAs,
I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.
Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll
Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll,
Even though Huntsman draws the shortest straw, it’s Pawlenty who pulls out.
The Biggest Thing to Happen in Ames Since the 2007 Straw Poll
Dear Spencer Gifts
Dear Spencer Gifts,
Some of us like add a little extra special sexy into our lives every ten to twelve weeks or so, and expect you to carry a sophisticated line of products to assist in such goal. Unfortunately, I think that the current line of edible underwear that is sold in your store is not the best line available.
Dear ESPN
Dear ESPN,
Your flagship program has an incredible flaw. This defect has already existed for far too long, it’s time to resolve the dilemma.
Da-da-da, da-da-da
Dear Hasbro
Dear Hasbro,
My friends and I very much enjoy your most terrifically fun game, electronic Catch Phrase. We have all the versions you make: regular, Catch Phrase Junior and Catch Phrase’s Music Edition. Unfortunately, this is still not enough Catch Phrase.
Electronic Catch Phrase by Hasbro
Dear Yankee Stadium
Dear Yankee Stadium,
Most MLB venues have their little between inning traditions beyond the baseball-wide 7th inning stretch. A classic at Yankee Stadium is the Great Subway Race, a fun idea that can be much more entertaining than it currently is.
