Dear Mr. Boehner,
I’m writing to remind you that the United States of America is supposed to be a free country. Not a Christian country, nor a country where a homophobic man with power can decide that his values are the values of an entire nation.
Dear VMAs
Dear MTV VMAs,
I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.
Dear SmartTix
Dear SmartTix,
After unsubscribing from your e-mail list, you sent me an e-mail about unsubscribing. I think you’ve missed the point here. 
Dear Job Placement Services
Dear Job Placement Services,
I don’t know what’s worse: that I tried to go through you or that New York City firms use your services.
Dear MTA Bus Drivers
Dear MTA Bus Drivers,
Top story on the local news tonight is that you MTA Bus drivers get two months paid time off work for getting spat on… which is your way of spitting on MTA riders.
Next Bus Please, this one has been spit on and needs to recover
Dear Metro North
Dear Metro North,
The 10:23am train to Southeast departed from North White Plains at 10:21am, as I pulled up to the station. I know very few people use the northbound service, but this is unacceptable/infuriating/obnoxious. Please choose whichever adjective you’d like.
Dear 1-800-Contacts
Dear 1-800-Contacts,
I have a complaint and suggestion. My complaint is that you sent me the wrong prescription. My suggestion is that you hire people who can read.
Dear Hudson News in Grand Central
To Whom It May Concern:
I learned this morning that you do not sell stamps. Although there is a post office on 45th Street, your location in the middle of Grand Central could still sell stamps.
Stamps, an endangered species, are hard to find nowadays. With the very small amount of space required to carry stamps, combined with the fact that there is a post office drop box right outside the Grand Central location, I suggest you consider keeping stamps in your inventory.
Sincerely,
Rachel L. Arbeit
