Dear Rick Perry Supporters (both of you),
I’m sorry, but I have to report the following story:
Dear “Dr.” Keith Ablow
Dear “Dr.” Keith Ablow,
Chaz Bono, the “transsexual” woman who will appear on the upcoming season of a one of the least important television shows of all time, “Dancing with the Stars,” which has made people like yourself publicly spew hatred.
Dear World Wide Web Enthusiasts,
Dear World Wide Web Enthusiasts,
This just in! Craigslist: It’s Not Just For Rape Anymore!
While Craigslist has been used as a tool for such terrible crimes as murder, rape and rape/murder, some say the website can assist in finding legitimate housing and employment opportunities.
For Some It's Good, For Some It's Bad, But For All - It's Ugly
Dear VMAs
Dear MTV VMAs,
I hope you wrote a nice thank you letter to Jay-Z & Beyonce for using your show as a platform to reveal they’re having a child.
Dear Tabloid-Reading World
Dear Tabloid-Reading World,
Please read this:
Rumors and their subsequent denials have been circulating that B-level star Jada Pinkett-Smith had (or is having) an affair with creepy-looking wannabe singer and actor Mark Anthony. While no one attracted to men can possibly understand why someone with access to Will Smith (a small step below Reggie Bush) would hook up with Mark Anthony (a small step above Lyle Lovett), a theory has arised that the story is nothing more than an attempt to draw attention to the accused cheater’s failing TV show, HawthoRNe.
Hot or Not, That's Jada's Choice from Left to Right
Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll
Dear U.S. re: Iowa Straw Poll,
Even though Huntsman draws the shortest straw, it’s Pawlenty who pulls out.
The Biggest Thing to Happen in Ames Since the 2007 Straw Poll
Dear America
Dear America,
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Nation Eliminates Another Stupid Excuse For Accidental Pregnancies by Waiving Birth Control Copay!!!
In a step towards a more responsible excuse-free America, Obama announced that, starting next year if the Republicans don’t cock-block it, nation’s health care insurers will eliminate birth control copay.
Birth Control: Now on Sale for Free!
Dear News Sources
Dear News Sources,
Twitter is not a news source that you should refer to, just as Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia that you should take as facts.
Social Media, Not News Media
Dear Lenny Ovo
Dear Lenny Ovo,
I’m sorry I spilled several ounces of beer on you. You will likely never power up again, a truth that saddens me and my wallet.
Sir Lenny Ovo of Technolgia
